Women Receives a Letter From Walmart Stating 15 Hilarious Reasons For Banning Her Husband

Here is a letter from Wally Brown of the Complaint Department, written to the wife of Royce Green, stating the 15 reasons why he's been banned from the Lawton, Oklahoma Walmart. Apparently, her husband was caught up doing some funny things at the store as documented on the surveillance cameras.   

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    They start with the general complain:

    Text - Dear Mrs. Green: Over the past six months, your husband Royce has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Green have been compiled a
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    Then move to listing the things he had done while his wife was shopping:

    Text - Things Mr. Royce Green has done while his wife was shopping: 1. November 15, 2013: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking 2. November 23, 2013: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. December 10, 2013: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. December 23, 2013: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares!". and watched what happened. 5
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    Text - 6. January 23, 2014: Moved a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area 7. Feburary 15, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'd bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. March 5, 2014: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself down on the floor, began to cry and wailed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. March 26, 2014: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nos
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    Text - 11. April 15, 2014: Darted around the store, looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. April 26, 2014: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels 13. May 1, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. July 12, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed, "NO! NO! Sheila! It's those voices again!!!" And las
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